They’re at it again, I had a message from “Coriann Sanders” asserting she has a crush on me. She has sent me a lovely ecard as an attachment to her email and expects me to be so drawn in by her expressions of unrequited lust that I will open it and let it destroy my hard drive (ahem) Not happening luv, DO NOT OPEN THESE EMAILS IF YOU GET ONE. THEY ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME THAN MESS UP YOUR DAY. Coriann does not love you at all!

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